Archive for the ‘Quotes’ Category
The war is over and the future won. The past never had a chance man.
-Homer Simpson
“To know how good you are at something requires exactly the same skills as it does to be good at that thing. Which means if youre absolutely hopeless at something, you lack exactly the skills that you need to know that youre absolutely hopeless at it.”
-John Cleese
“The question isnt who is going to let me, its who is going to stop me.”
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have any film.
A poem by John Faherty in response to a friends comment that “there is no poetic way to put it…this work day sucks…”
Today would be a good day if I were a butterfly fluttering
But I’m not
Today would be a better day if I were a fish splashing
But I’m not
Today would be a decent day if I were a frog croaking
But I’m not
Today I’m a sock lost in the secret spaces within a drier in a place called work
and Work Socks
This is a saying in hawaii that means if you can do it great. If not, that’s ok to.
Serendipity is looking in a haystack for a needle and discovering a farmers daughter.” Julius Comroe Jr.
via Serendipity – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’, but ‘That’s funny…’” Isaac Asimov
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
(Who watches the watchmen?)
- Watchmen the comic book
““What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?””
- J.R.R. Tolkien
May the best you’ve ever seen
Be the worst you’ll ever see.
May the mouse never leave your pantry
With a tear-drop in his eye.
May you always keep healthy and hearty
Until you’re old enough to die.
May you always be just as happy
As we wish you now to be.